Post by jeff on Apr 3, 2012 10:57:42 GMT -5
So every year around this time I typically make a message board post thanking Wickenheiser for the regular website updates he provides and their professional appearance, and for making Fogle Bowl as great as it is. I do this to show that despite all the online trash talk and machismo, deep down I'm actually a big softie, and I definitely don't take Wick's efforts for granted.
Well, that's not gonna happen this year. Why? Because in his last update, Wick referred to my "six miserable attempts at joining the list of Fogle Bowl winners." So let's talk miserable attempts, shall we? This is now the13th year in a row that Wick has failed to even place in the cash. After his initial 1996 one-point win (as compared to my WHOPPING 30-point triumph in 2012, boy that's really "limping cross the finish line" :
and two 3rd places finishes in the 1990s, Wick has gone 0-for-the-2000s-AND-2010s. If there's a similar bout of ineptitude anywhere else in professional, amateur, or fantasy sports, I don't know of one.
So how do you do it, Wick? Are you too busy watching fat Notre Dame chicks attempting to play college hoops to pay much attention to the men's game? Are you too reliant on your obviously flawed "answer key?" Or do you just try to lose on purpose? And how much deodorant and cologne must you wear this time of year to mask the stench of colossal loser that hangs about you?
But despite all that, you know what's even more amazing? On a whim, I decided to click on the April Fool's League to see what that was all about, and I happened to notice that The Wickenheiser Boys two entries, Iona Itchies and Lebanon Scratchies, finished dead f'ing last. So not only is Wick an epic failure in Fogle Bowl, he's a sad sack in other games / sports as well!
So anyhoo, I just wanted to say thanks for the donation, Wick. I'm gonna enjoy a nice gin martini and a fat cigar knowing that it was your $20 that bought it. Have a good year, and I look forward to next March when you go for 14 in a row. ;D
Hugs and kisses
-Jeff
Well, that's not gonna happen this year. Why? Because in his last update, Wick referred to my "six miserable attempts at joining the list of Fogle Bowl winners." So let's talk miserable attempts, shall we? This is now the13th year in a row that Wick has failed to even place in the cash. After his initial 1996 one-point win (as compared to my WHOPPING 30-point triumph in 2012, boy that's really "limping cross the finish line" :
and two 3rd places finishes in the 1990s, Wick has gone 0-for-the-2000s-AND-2010s. If there's a similar bout of ineptitude anywhere else in professional, amateur, or fantasy sports, I don't know of one. So how do you do it, Wick? Are you too busy watching fat Notre Dame chicks attempting to play college hoops to pay much attention to the men's game? Are you too reliant on your obviously flawed "answer key?" Or do you just try to lose on purpose? And how much deodorant and cologne must you wear this time of year to mask the stench of colossal loser that hangs about you?
But despite all that, you know what's even more amazing? On a whim, I decided to click on the April Fool's League to see what that was all about, and I happened to notice that The Wickenheiser Boys two entries, Iona Itchies and Lebanon Scratchies, finished dead f'ing last. So not only is Wick an epic failure in Fogle Bowl, he's a sad sack in other games / sports as well!
So anyhoo, I just wanted to say thanks for the donation, Wick. I'm gonna enjoy a nice gin martini and a fat cigar knowing that it was your $20 that bought it. Have a good year, and I look forward to next March when you go for 14 in a row. ;D
Hugs and kisses
-Jeff
